Max Janot’s World

22 maggio 2008

Da dove arrivano i bambini?

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19 maggio 2008

Wife

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15 gennaio 2008

Project Management

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Un must assoluto.

4 gennaio 2008

Le ultime parole famose

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“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” –Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” –Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

“I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.” –The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

“But what … is it good for?” –Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” –Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” –Western Union internal memo, 1876.

“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?” –David Sarnoff’s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

“The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible.” –A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” –H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.

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3 gennaio 2008

Buon anno!!!

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Oroscopo 2008
Salute: gli astri ti sorridono.
Lavoro: gli astri ti sorridono.
Sesso: gli astri stanno ancora a ridere!
Auguri di buon anno!

18 dicembre 2007

So ragazzi…

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boysboys

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I, re boot

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Corsa delle carriole

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Spettacolare come i due tizi si scambiano di posto.

Natale in famiglia

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5 dicembre 2007

Le religioni del mondo

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